想當郵差的看這裡----一個從良的畜生~~ - 高考
By Tristan Cohan
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這絕對不是勸退文!!! 在下已經考取其他公職 沒有勸退郵局的動機
菜鳥郵差第一年的年薪55萬 平均月薪超過四萬六千元 (計入年終績效考核三節全勤)
狂電五等初等佐級 樂勝普考四等員級 幾乎媲美三等高考高員
講到「錢」...郵差確實無可挑剔...保健因子薪資待遇100分!!
(以下是防雷區域 請做好心理準備 已經下決心報考的人可以不要看)
但是除了「錢」.....郵差一無是處.....就是一無是處!!!!
除了「錢」其他保健因子都是零 當然也不可能有任何激勵因子
沒有人格 沒有尊嚴 沒有品質 沒有生活 甚至隨時會沒有生命
在下當過三年四個月的郵差 快捷 包裹 平信掛號混投都做過
如同行屍走肉般的賺錢機器運轉三年四個月
經常性工作逼近14~16小時 假日自動加班責任制 風吹日曬雨淋被狗幹
每天只敢使用用89秒來吃午餐(泰山八寶粥)
每晚就寢都很害怕自己恐怕一睡不醒(過勞死)
進入郵局前八個月 我的輪胎被螺絲工廠鋼釘插破31次
破胎瞬間往往在大卡車陣穿梭 鬼門關前走過無數次
離開郵局前一個月 有個開包裹車的前輩 在我的送信區域 被砂石車撞到肝臟破裂
如果經濟窘迫 嚴重缺錢 死要錢 除了錢什麼都不在乎
去吧 就去穿上綠衣服當個賺錢機器吧 保證存款快速增加
初出社會的新鮮人 應該很順利 就可以累積第一桶金
因為你沒有任何時間花錢 也沒有任何體力去花錢
如同行屍走肉般 就像下海做雞當鴨一樣 只為賺錢犧牲一切
在下做了三年四個月的綠衣畜生 去年十月從良重新做人
字字血淚 句句肺腑 郵差的生命很貧窮 窮的只剩下錢!!!!!!!!
--
新台北蝸牛夢 (改編自新鴛鴦蝴蝶夢)
鈔票像那東流水,離我遠去不可留,加班不加薪~~~多煩憂。
物價飆漲多更多,口袋薪資薄更薄,兩袖~~清風~~~四飄流。
由來只有富人笑,有誰聽到窮人哭?存錢兩個字~~~好辛苦。
老家要我付房貸,出外工作繳房租,不知~~何年~~~有個屋?
看似個學歷文憑,不值錢的年代。可是誰又能擺脫~~~不景氣的悲哀?
泡沫世界,人人失業~~~這房價已是癲,何苦要住台北?不如回家種田。
--
菜鳥郵差第一年的年薪55萬 平均月薪超過四萬六千元 (計入年終績效考核三節全勤)
狂電五等初等佐級 樂勝普考四等員級 幾乎媲美三等高考高員
講到「錢」...郵差確實無可挑剔...保健因子薪資待遇100分!!
(以下是防雷區域 請做好心理準備 已經下決心報考的人可以不要看)
但是除了「錢」.....郵差一無是處.....就是一無是處!!!!
除了「錢」其他保健因子都是零 當然也不可能有任何激勵因子
沒有人格 沒有尊嚴 沒有品質 沒有生活 甚至隨時會沒有生命
在下當過三年四個月的郵差 快捷 包裹 平信掛號混投都做過
如同行屍走肉般的賺錢機器運轉三年四個月
經常性工作逼近14~16小時 假日自動加班責任制 風吹日曬雨淋被狗幹
每天只敢使用用89秒來吃午餐(泰山八寶粥)
每晚就寢都很害怕自己恐怕一睡不醒(過勞死)
進入郵局前八個月 我的輪胎被螺絲工廠鋼釘插破31次
破胎瞬間往往在大卡車陣穿梭 鬼門關前走過無數次
離開郵局前一個月 有個開包裹車的前輩 在我的送信區域 被砂石車撞到肝臟破裂
如果經濟窘迫 嚴重缺錢 死要錢 除了錢什麼都不在乎
去吧 就去穿上綠衣服當個賺錢機器吧 保證存款快速增加
初出社會的新鮮人 應該很順利 就可以累積第一桶金
因為你沒有任何時間花錢 也沒有任何體力去花錢
如同行屍走肉般 就像下海做雞當鴨一樣 只為賺錢犧牲一切
在下做了三年四個月的綠衣畜生 去年十月從良重新做人
字字血淚 句句肺腑 郵差的生命很貧窮 窮的只剩下錢!!!!!!!!
--
新台北蝸牛夢 (改編自新鴛鴦蝴蝶夢)
鈔票像那東流水,離我遠去不可留,加班不加薪~~~多煩憂。
物價飆漲多更多,口袋薪資薄更薄,兩袖~~清風~~~四飄流。
由來只有富人笑,有誰聽到窮人哭?存錢兩個字~~~好辛苦。
老家要我付房貸,出外工作繳房租,不知~~何年~~~有個屋?
看似個學歷文憑,不值錢的年代。可是誰又能擺脫~~~不景氣的悲哀?
泡沫世界,人人失業~~~這房價已是癲,何苦要住台北?不如回家種田。
--
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