百工的一天 - 加班

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-05-24T00:28
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Table of Contents
隔壁數字版 有鄉民問
月薪十萬 一天工作行程
本肥覺得很有趣 商請好朋友們
幫本肥做個記錄 順便評比
聽說月薪不到十萬 是貧戶來著
到底薪水有沒有像新聞說的
月薪中位數很普遍 工時變少
還是根本就是一個都市傳說
以下收集五種不同職業
工程師 老師 專案計劃助理
海運業財務 製造業船務
(各種怨氣murmur 請小心服用)
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職稱 本土前三大電信業IT
地點 天龍國
年資 三年半 年薪 80w
09:00 - 09:05 開電腦
09:05 - 10:00
系統維運、處理前一天user 需求
10:00 - 12:00
配合專案 coding 、做文件、處理緊急user 需求
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12:00 - 13:30 午休
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13:30 - 14:00
醒腦、準備會議的文件
14:00 - 19:30
會議or處理user 需求or專案coding or 跑程式上線流程
19:30 -22:00 處理障礙or 專案進度來不及(有狀況才有)
工作心得
目前組內還有一個headcount
半年多都還找不到人
每天鳥事很多 多到爆炸
user都說我很急
IT 部門 滿常因為系統告警或是專案上線 半夜常常半夜加班…
假日要加班維運
系統好不好 看個人運氣
故每天都祈禱系統要順順的
上班很忙 雜事很多要同時進行多件事情 腦袋要換的很快 真的燒腦
到傍晚就虛脫 晚上回去只想放空
上層很八股
行銷單位想用新穎詞彙
作為推廣文案都不行 上層會打槍
行銷很操認識的同事很常10點才下班…
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職稱 國立高中 英文老師
地點 加班做功德
年資 四年 年薪 90w(加額外收入)
07:00 - 07:30 小朋友掃地要監視
08:05 - 12:00
上課/空堂改作業 週記簿
或 各種行政
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12:00 - 13:30
午休 陪小朋友吃飯
還要心中充滿愛 跟孩子聊天
服裝不整的小朋友
中午要帶去辦公室 罰寫課文三遍
順便碎唸幾句
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13:30 - 15:30
上課/空堂改作業 各種行政
15:30 -16:00
眼神充滿愛 跟小朋友打招呼
去補習路上要小心
(終於可以下班去約會了)
工作心得
年輕不懂事 以為人生有很多種可能
外面繞了一圈 又回來考正式老師
幸好拼一年就上了
還是國立的 真是感恩
每天面對屁孩 家長
內心各種髒話 白眼
想到穩定的薪水 還有寒暑假
為了錢 每天的眼神要充滿愛
I LOVE MY JOB! PEACE !
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職稱 國家公園級校園
專案計劃助理
地點 國境之南
年資 三年 年薪 50w
09:00 - 09:05 開電腦
09:05 - 10:00 處理公務 /嘴砲主管
10:00 - 10:30 思考午餐吃什麼
10:30 - 12:00 處理公務 / 嘴砲主管
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12:00 - 13:30 午休
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13:30 - 15:00 處理公務/ 嘴砲主管
15:00 - 15:30 下午茶時間
15:30 - 16:00 處理公務/ 嘴砲主管
16:00 - 17:00 種田 巡田水
17:00 - 18:00 放空等下班
工作心得
別人眼中的爽缺
但老子幹....什麼 在心裡
要評鑑加班凌晨 2-3點很常見
藍受香菇
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職稱 本土前三大海運業財務
地點 開車別亂按喇叭
年資 十六年 年薪 65w
(表定上班時間08:45
大樓電梯難等 提早08:15上班)
08:15 - 08:40 開電腦/ 吃早餐
08:45 - 10:00
處理公務 /交代工作給大陸分公司 /
嘴砲隊友/ 老闆找?
10:00 - 11:30
缺人 找人找不到
只好自己下海坐櫃臺
刷單 對帳 等領單 通通自己來
11:30 - 12:00
處理公務 回信 / 嘴砲隊友 /
看上午大陸同事的進度
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12:00 - 13:45 午休
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13:45 - 15:00
做帳 /對帳/ 檢查帳單/追款討債?
15:00 - 15:30 檢查隊友進度
15:30 - 17:00
老闆找?開會/總帳統整 回報天龍國
17:00 - 17:30
看隊友進度 準時下班的關鍵
17:30 - 18:30 收拾各種殘局
18:30 - 20:00 收不完 只好加班
工作心得
這行混了十幾年
特殊行業 特殊會計
看來風光 一點也不爽
每年歐洲遊 也膩了
遇到一個來養老 整天滋事的豬隊友
做人真難 全公司大小事都要找我
洗手台水管不通也找我
地方媽媽只想準時回家顧孩子
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職稱 製造業船務
地點 寫信告訴我 今天的海是什麼顏色
年資 五年 年薪 50w
(表定上班時間09:00
彈性上班09:30 -10:00 不打卡)
09:30 - 10:00
開電腦/ 裝水/看信 順便分類
10:00 - 12:00
回信/ 打電話求人 找人 各種嘴砲
看文件 / 做文件
應付同事 客人 老闆找? 各種嘴砲
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12:00 - 13:00 午休 隨便吃 只想放空
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13:00 - 13:30
等工廠上班
做文件/看帳單/催款討債
同事之間各種嘴砲
13:30 - 14:00
問產線進度
審核出貨單放行
等大陸同事接手現場出貨 裝櫃
14:00 - 15:30
各式各樣的電話湧入 /回信 看信
等文件 / 看文件
15:30 - 16:00
下午茶 同事嘴砲 又要砲回去
雞排珍奶來了 被噓為何又不跟
想著要下班 好累
16:00 - 17:00
各種工廠同事電話 客人電話
寫信嘴客人 出包鳥事 要收拾
17:00 - 18:00 -19:30
做帳 看文件做翻譯
講電話 求人 寫工作日誌
工作心得
製造業鬼故事聽過不少
千挑萬挑 幸好這個地雷不太大
什麼都要做 激發潛能
想想其它地獄來的工廠
上班還能做鬆餅
喝咖啡打奶泡做拿鐵
偶爾還能偷溜出門散步買飯店麵包
有幸待在三角製造商 何其有幸?!
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