過年!遭到戳腦攻擊! - 考試

By Rebecca
at 2015-02-18T16:35
at 2015-02-18T16:35
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過年期間對考生,
尤其是全職考生(舉手),
應該是除了放榜之外最痛苦的日子了吧......。
一月中開始全職,奇怪,我也只對父母說而已,
卻所有親戚都知道了(攤手)。
除夕一早九點,叔叔要來我家拜祖先跟送神,我在書房,叔叔ㄧ看到我
叔:「妳要準備國考喔?蛤!?」
(超大聲)
我:「對啊~」(努力擺笑臉)
叔:「啊要考什麼啊?蛤?蛤?」
(開始用手指戳我額頭,戳、戳、戳)
我:「法律廉政啦......哈哈......」
(忍,在思考要不要伸手制止攻擊)
叔:「啊你要考多久啊?蛤?可不可以啊?蛤?」
(戳、戳)
我:「我會加油啦~」(苦笑準備伸手)
叔:「......下略五十字.......」
老爸:來拜拜了啦!(戳腦攻擊終於停止)
----------------------------------------------------
等等回阿嬤家吃年夜飯,不知道會再蒐集幾個戳腦呢~(遠目)
最近幾年的過年,很明顯父母輩只是為了還在的阿嬤才聚在一起,即使相聚氣氛也總是尷
尬,唉.....
--
尤其是全職考生(舉手),
應該是除了放榜之外最痛苦的日子了吧......。
一月中開始全職,奇怪,我也只對父母說而已,
卻所有親戚都知道了(攤手)。
除夕一早九點,叔叔要來我家拜祖先跟送神,我在書房,叔叔ㄧ看到我
叔:「妳要準備國考喔?蛤!?」
(超大聲)
我:「對啊~」(努力擺笑臉)
叔:「啊要考什麼啊?蛤?蛤?」
(開始用手指戳我額頭,戳、戳、戳)
我:「法律廉政啦......哈哈......」
(忍,在思考要不要伸手制止攻擊)
叔:「啊你要考多久啊?蛤?可不可以啊?蛤?」
(戳、戳)
我:「我會加油啦~」(苦笑準備伸手)
叔:「......下略五十字.......」
老爸:來拜拜了啦!(戳腦攻擊終於停止)
----------------------------------------------------
等等回阿嬤家吃年夜飯,不知道會再蒐集幾個戳腦呢~(遠目)
最近幾年的過年,很明顯父母輩只是為了還在的阿嬤才聚在一起,即使相聚氣氛也總是尷
尬,唉.....
--
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