面試的那些破事!被誠品放鳥 - 面試
By Xanthe
at 2020-10-26T23:35
at 2020-10-26T23:35
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其實是差點被放鳥 但只面試五分鐘內
以下是我朋友做夢夢到的
上個禮拜接到誠品的邀約面試電話(注意是電話喔)
職缺是我九月投的(隔了超久)
後來就email訂在今天下午面試
我家住在桃園的郊區
搭客運又轉捷運 加上等車的時間
有時候要兩個小時才能到台北我想去的地方
今天我11點出門 1點多到了市政府捷運站
終於有空打開手機瀏覽一下信件
發現一封誠品早上九點多寄來的信
信的內容是一些客套話如收到了我的人格測試問卷等等
然後再附註一個「臨時有事能不能改成明天上午」的一句話
我當下看到就傻眼了
我面試的衣服都要手洗還要化妝轉車老半天才能來面試
就輕描淡寫的一句話
第一次碰到公司要放我鳥
而且危機處理很差 約面試可以打電話過來
不要面試了竟然只是btw這樣的一句話放在最下面
就算手機通知預覽跳出來也看不到那句話吧
總之我就打電話去公司
按照信件的電話和分機去打
當時一點多的午休時間也沒人接
總機接到我把事情跟他講了一遍
總機沒法處理又把我轉回去有留下電話的小姐的分機
(寫信約時間的小姐跟電話的小姐不同人)
第二通被一個剛好在的小姐接起來
我又說明了第二次我的情況
我認為我的口氣是比較嚴肅的 有了第一次的練習講話也比較快
但絕對沒有不客氣或罵人之類的
剛好接起來的小姐說請要面試我的人直接用手機聯絡我
我就說好
接起電話後第一句話不是道歉
(雖然我朋友說我沒有看我的手機的信件也是我有錯)
第一句話是「你對公司是不是有很多不滿?!」
正常人被放鳥都會不滿吧
我認為我打電話的口氣就是一種理性的打給客服反映問題的口氣
但作為一個正常人
我當然要陪笑臉說沒有
但我內心覺得這是一個怎麼樣的資方嘴臉
千錯萬錯都是求職奴才的錯就對了
後來我在誠品信義等了一陣子
因為那是面試官開會的地方
結果約面試的地方就是地下二樓的美食街==
面試時間短到不到五分鐘
工作跟我想像的有落差(在人力銀行上放在錯的歸類)
說是有看過我的履歷好幾遍
(但奇妙的是看過我的履歷好幾遍不知道這是我第一份正職我以前都是實習)
問我有什麼要問的
我就問說請問他底下的team的組織架構分工
被回說「問這個幹嘛」
我就說這跟工作相關吧
總之就草草以五分鐘以內結束這個鬧劇
以上
給大家一個警惕有可能會被誠品放鳥
有機會再分享其他面試的破事
稍微補充一下
其實當初接到面試官的電話 旁邊馬路車聲很大聽不太到
還以為我聽錯了他在問我「對公司是不是有很大不滿」這句話
這句話他重複了三遍
我真的傻眼以為我聽錯
到底會有誰自己犯錯還這麼理直氣壯的
想到這句就有氣
--
以下是我朋友做夢夢到的
上個禮拜接到誠品的邀約面試電話(注意是電話喔)
職缺是我九月投的(隔了超久)
後來就email訂在今天下午面試
我家住在桃園的郊區
搭客運又轉捷運 加上等車的時間
有時候要兩個小時才能到台北我想去的地方
今天我11點出門 1點多到了市政府捷運站
終於有空打開手機瀏覽一下信件
發現一封誠品早上九點多寄來的信
信的內容是一些客套話如收到了我的人格測試問卷等等
然後再附註一個「臨時有事能不能改成明天上午」的一句話
我當下看到就傻眼了
我面試的衣服都要手洗還要化妝轉車老半天才能來面試
就輕描淡寫的一句話
第一次碰到公司要放我鳥
而且危機處理很差 約面試可以打電話過來
不要面試了竟然只是btw這樣的一句話放在最下面
就算手機通知預覽跳出來也看不到那句話吧
總之我就打電話去公司
按照信件的電話和分機去打
當時一點多的午休時間也沒人接
總機接到我把事情跟他講了一遍
總機沒法處理又把我轉回去有留下電話的小姐的分機
(寫信約時間的小姐跟電話的小姐不同人)
第二通被一個剛好在的小姐接起來
我又說明了第二次我的情況
我認為我的口氣是比較嚴肅的 有了第一次的練習講話也比較快
但絕對沒有不客氣或罵人之類的
剛好接起來的小姐說請要面試我的人直接用手機聯絡我
我就說好
接起電話後第一句話不是道歉
(雖然我朋友說我沒有看我的手機的信件也是我有錯)
第一句話是「你對公司是不是有很多不滿?!」
正常人被放鳥都會不滿吧
我認為我打電話的口氣就是一種理性的打給客服反映問題的口氣
但作為一個正常人
我當然要陪笑臉說沒有
但我內心覺得這是一個怎麼樣的資方嘴臉
千錯萬錯都是求職奴才的錯就對了
後來我在誠品信義等了一陣子
因為那是面試官開會的地方
結果約面試的地方就是地下二樓的美食街==
面試時間短到不到五分鐘
工作跟我想像的有落差(在人力銀行上放在錯的歸類)
說是有看過我的履歷好幾遍
(但奇妙的是看過我的履歷好幾遍不知道這是我第一份正職我以前都是實習)
問我有什麼要問的
我就問說請問他底下的team的組織架構分工
被回說「問這個幹嘛」
我就說這跟工作相關吧
總之就草草以五分鐘以內結束這個鬧劇
以上
給大家一個警惕有可能會被誠品放鳥
有機會再分享其他面試的破事
稍微補充一下
其實當初接到面試官的電話 旁邊馬路車聲很大聽不太到
還以為我聽錯了他在問我「對公司是不是有很大不滿」這句話
這句話他重複了三遍
我真的傻眼以為我聽錯
到底會有誰自己犯錯還這麼理直氣壯的
想到這句就有氣
--
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